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Boing Boing, February 5, 2026
Epstein files, defecating tourists, and opera-singing dogs
 • Boing Boing
Trump announces May 17 ceremony to “rededicate” America to God
The National Prayer Breakfast this morning was a full blown Christian Nationalist political rally
 • Ellsworth Toohey
Grandpa Pudding Brains keeps a vigil for missiles from Air Force One
Crediting his failure to sleep on Air Force One to his hyper-vigilance, rather than sundowning, “stable genius” Donald Trump seems to believe he does a…
 • Jason Weisberger
Minute Maid discontinues concentrated orange juice in latest blow to civilization
For 80 years, Minute Maid has sold orange juice and lemonade (including the pink stuff) as concentrate, with each 12-ounce can of freezing slush…
 • Rob Beschizza
Yale professor defends describing a student’s looks to Epstein: “This is how men behave”
In 2011, Yale computer science professor David Gelernter emailed Jeffrey Epstein about a job recommendation for an undergraduate, describing her as a “v…
 • Ellsworth Toohey
ICE at the Olympics: America brings fascism back to Italy
Italians are very familiar with what happens when masked thugs wield unchecked power
 • Jason Weisberger
LaMonte McLemore, founding member of the 5th Dimension, RIP
LaMonte McLemore, the bass voice behind some of the most joyful pop music of the late 1960s, has died at 90.
 • Ellsworth Toohey
Epstein met 4chan’s founder the day before /pol/ launched
On October 24, 2011, venture capitalist and Bill Gates advisor Boris Nikolic emailed Jeffrey Epstein about a meeting with 4chan founder Christopher…
 • Ellsworth Toohey
The Daily Show explains Gavin Newsom to people outside California
Gavin Newsom is California's slickest retail politician and conservative media's favorite coastal elite.
 • Jason Weisberger
ICE detention centers are now a public health hazard
Infectious diseases will not respect razor wire and will just as effectively sicken US citizens.
 • Jason Weisberger
Melania uses hostages freed by Hamas to promote her movie
The moment is jarring, not because it is shocking, but because it is so on-brand.
 • Jason Weisberger
Young girls “were viewed as disposable people.” Epstein files reveal not just crimes, but how elite society actually works
The body count keeps rising.
 • Ellsworth Toohey
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