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Accused thief yet to excrete $19k Faberge egg he swallowed
A 32-year-old man in New Zealand was charged with theft after allegedly swallowing a tiny egg pendant crafted by famed Russian jeweller Fabergé…
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Rob Beschizza
Boing Boing, December 03, 2025
Buffy's toxic boyfriends, Supreme Court blessing lies, and OpenAI's meltdown
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Boing Boing
Buffy reboot confronts the OG show’s wild premise of centuries‑old men thirsting after a sophomore
At long last, the Buffy reboot has a director brave enough to acknowledge the show’s most uncomfortable truth: that Buffy’s love life was basically a YA…
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Jason Weisberger
Lying to pregnant people likely to become constitutionally protected speech
Good news for liars: the Supreme Court may soon rule that anti-abortion “crisis pregnancy centers” have a constitutional right to deceive vulnerable…
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Jason Weisberger
OpenAI in open panic over Gemini’s sudden dominance
Profitless and funded by an ongoing circle jerk of VCs and strategic deals, OpenAI is in a panic as Google’s Gemini has apparently ceased sucking and…
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Jason Weisberger
Congress demands Epstein files update as DOJ deadline approaches
Congress overwhelmingly passed a law requiring the DOJ to release the documents within 30 days of November 19.
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Ellsworth Toohey
Sabrina Carpenter condemned White House video using her song “Juno” for immigration arrests as “evil and disgusting”
Sabrina Carpenter called White House video “evil and disgusting” after they set footage of arrests to her music, reports The New Republic.
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Ellsworth Toohey
Trump’s reality bending cabinet meetings of praise
When convicted felon and real estate fraud Donald Trump is not napping during a cabinet meeting, his sycophant squad is heaping praise on him for some…
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Jason Weisberger
“RFK Jr: The Musical” by Randy Rainbow
Randy Rainbow sings and dances RFK Jr’s anti-science agenda.
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Jason Weisberger
Leaked memo reveals the legal justification for Trump’s boat strikes was written backwards
The DOJ’s secret memo authorizing missile strikes on boats in the Caribbean isn’t a legal analysis — it’s legal laundering.
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Ellsworth Toohey
Self-fertilizing tripod fish looks like Salvador Dalí painting
The Tripod Fish is a bizarre and fascinating deep-sea creature that stands on three elongated fin rays that look like legs.
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Popkin
Woman creates growing ball from used contact lenses, names it Eyesha
One of my new favorite Instagram accounts follows an expanding contact ball. “What is a contact ball?” you may wonder. It’s a sphere made from the page…
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Popkin
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