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Amazon uses AI to invent products you can’t buy
Welcome to AI Slop Shopping
 • Jason Weisberger
Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils “our pool is bigger than skyscrapers” chart
At last, water infrastructure for people who think “long” and “tall” are rival sports.
 • Jason Weisberger
Boing Boing, June 3, 2026
Bears, burning money, and a microwaved-fish standoff
 • Boing Boing
A hobbyist projects SFO’s overhead planes onto his ceiling in real time
Living under an airport’s takeoff path usually means complaining about the noise.
 • Ellsworth Toohey
Meta backs off tracking workers’ keystrokes after they revolt
Meta has backed off a little.
 • Ellsworth Toohey
When Meta, Google, and Apple agree on “privacy,” watch your wallet
Don Marti has a rule of thumb: when Meta, Google, and Apple all line up behind a new “privacy” feature, someone should ask who actually benefits.
 • Ellsworth Toohey
Bears in Japan also sick of humans
It seems global bear populations are letting humanity know we’ve encroached far enough.
 • Jason Weisberger
Candace Owens takes her patriot act to Putin’s talent show
America First, St. Petersburg second.
 • Jason Weisberger
Bari Weiss’ CBS News swims in Epstein-related baggage
It is hard to expose the truth when the people hiding it sign your paycheck
 • Jason Weisberger
Sticky tires are dirtier than they look
California’s proposed tire rules are not as silly as they sound
 • Jason Weisberger
Bear shows hiker who is boss
Bears are getting sick of us.
 • Jason Weisberger
No whey? Protein shortage looms
America turned snacks into supplements and called it health.
 • Jason Weisberger
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