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Tesla Cybertruck overtakes Ford Edsel as “biggest flop” in U.S. auto history
Tesla sells a few hundred Cybertrucks a month to human beings, maybe.
 • Rob Beschizza
Lenovo’s all-in-one IdeaCenter desktops to come in colors
Lenovo’s putting in extra effort for its latest IdeaCenter all-in-one desktops, which usually come in dark gray and sometimes also in light gray: the…
 • Rob Beschizza
The Senate unanimously tells Trump to leave Ghislaine Maxwell in prison
For once, Senate Republicans declined to hold the door open.
 • Jason Weisberger
Tom the Dancing Bug: Even a trillionaire isn’t as lucky as Lucky Ducky
Tom the Dancing Bug: Lucky Ducky, in “New Frontier”
 • Ruben Bolling
The SS Richard Montgomery’s masts are coming down. The bombs are staying put
After decades, the SS Richard Montgomery’s three masts are scheduled to come down in September.
 • Jason Weisberger
Trump’s participation trophy heads to the Big Apple
Trump’s giant, 10-foot-tall gold participation trophy honoring his “enthusiastic participation” in the Iran War is moving from Washington, D.C., to New…
 • Jason Weisberger
English professor, fired for assigning “political” short story, sues South Florida State College
An English professor at South Florida State College was fired for assigning an award-winning short story to her freshman class.
 • Rob Beschizza
Todd Blanche tells Epstein survivors to “get to the point”
Blanche delivered the lowest common denominator of "a meeting."
 • Jason Weisberger
Jeff Hays will play Princess Donut in the Dungeon Crawler Carl adaptation
“God damnit Donut!”
 • Jason Weisberger
Metal fan defecates in moshpit, others vomit
A Devilskin concern in Dunedin, New Zealand, was tarnished Saturday night after a concergoer defecated in the moshpit. Metal fans were left “vomiting…
 • Rob Beschizza
Two marketers gave the Chicago Handshake its bitter modern recipe
In the 1990s, I was introduced to the Chicago Handshake as a shot of Jagermeister and a beer.
 • Jason Weisberger
Grandpa Pudding Brains is asked four times where Venezuela’s $13 billion went
The question was clarified. The answer was not.
 • Jason Weisberger
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