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No sign of fabled Trump phone in the wild
Trump phones were sent out to reviewers, but today The Verge’s Dominic Preston reports that they are the only models shown to exist.
 • Rob Beschizza
Armed with German copyright, Fender threatens makers of Strat-style guitars
Fender does not hold a U.S.
 • Rob Beschizza
Trump not committing to attending son’s wedding: “not good timing for me”
President Trump will “try” to attend his son Donald Jr.’s wedding to socialite Bettina Anderson, but the timing is “not good” for him.
 • Rob Beschizza
Irish seagull shits on King Charles III
On a visit to Northern Ireland, King Charles III received an indifferent gift from one of the locals. “At least it didn’t land on my head,” he said…
 • Rob Beschizza
Helldivers crosses over with Warhammer for satire squared
They’re calling it the most misunderstood collab of all time.
 • Grant St. Clair
Bush releases extremely cursed summer-flavored baked beans
Ahh, the tastes of summer.
 • Grant St. Clair
Louvre creates containment zone for people who only came to selfie with Mona Lisa
The Louvre is giving the Mona Lisa her own dedicated exhibition space, a move that should dramatically improve conditions both for art lovers and for…
 • Jason Weisberger
Experts warn men not to turn scrotums into septic DIY water balloons
Doctors are pleading with men to stop injecting assorted fluids into their testicles for social-media masculinity cred, which feels like the sort of…
 • Jason Weisberger
Waymo’s autonomous taxis remain strangely drawn to floodwater
Somewhere inside the neural net is apparently a very determined salmon.
 • Jason Weisberger
Democrats finally release 2024 autopsy, somehow forget to examine the body
After months of treating its 2024 election autopsy like the Ark of the Covenant, the Democratic National Committee has finally released the document…
 • Jason Weisberger
Police sue to stop Trump’s apparent Jan. 6 loyalty rewards scheme
Nothing says law-and-order presidency like a possible rebate program for political violence.
 • Jason Weisberger
Trump’s ghoul boasts of massive imaginary fan club during Fox News masculinity pageant
The truly confident man, as we all know, must periodically explain his confidence to Jesse Watters
 • Jason Weisberger
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