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Boing Boing, November 13, 2025
Gavin Newsom calls Trump a pedophile while Ned Flanders becomes Fortnite's deadliest killer
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Boing Boing
Ol’ Puddin’ Brains is making stuff up again
Stable genius Donald Trump is never firing on all cylinders, but this is some extra wacky stuff.
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Jason Weisberger
Newsom’s social media declares Trump a pedophile
I guess Governor Newsom looks forward to the discovery that’ll arise when our legendarily sensitive and litigious President attempts to sue him.
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Jason Weisberger
Attempt to chill reports of police misconduct in Los Angeles ruled illegal
LAPD just got told to stop stapling scare notes to its complaint forms like an ACAB-themed greeting card.
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Jason Weisberger
Israel finally notices its settler mobs are burning down the West Bank
Israel says settler gangs need to quit setting villages on fire, which is strange as the gangs take their cues from the folks now pretending to clutch…
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Jason Weisberger
ARC Raiders offers a huge patch
Two weeks after launch, ARC Raiders, one of the best new video games of 2025, has released a major update including new content, XP balancing, and…
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Jason Weisberger
Ghislaine Maxwell receives unlimited toilet paper and private meals at Federal Prison Camp while other inmates ration
At Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas, most female inmates carefully ration their two weekly rolls of toilet paper, sometimes spending $2.25 each for…
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Ellsworth Toohey
Weekend warriors paid to hunt civilians while calling it sport
We always knew the siege of Sarajevo was hell.
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Jason Weisberger
Years of Trump spin undone by a single Karoline Leavitt oops
Trump spent years swearing he barely knew Epstein, only for a fresh email dump to place him right in the living room with a victim, so much for the dog…
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Jason Weisberger
Epic confirms Fortnite Ned Flanders is a combat legend
Springfield is now a playable map in Fortnite, Simpsons style, and shockingly, the Ned Flanders NPC is racking up an impressive body count.
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Jason Weisberger
JD Vance turns Advil into a weird moral test
JD Vance has decided that ibuprofen is a cultural crossroads, declaring common pain relief beneath him.
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Jason Weisberger
Lightfast colored pencils not so lightfast
A problem with colored pencils is that, like the good watercolor pigment inks, certain colors fade quickly.
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Rob Beschizza
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