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Why there are lots of subscription car washes, suddenly
An a busy thoroughfare near you, there are new car washes.
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Rob Beschizza
Unpleasant AI-generated McDonald’s ad depicts Christmas misery
It’s hard to believe it’s real, and I’m not talking about the uncanny AI world of McDonalds’ new Christmas ad, but the fact of its existence.
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Rob Beschizza
Congress will cut Hegseth’s travel budget until he releases boat strike videos
Congress is telling Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: Show us what happened on September 2, or your trips get cut.
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Ellsworth Toohey
Assault charge for man who blew snow on victim with snow blower
After a brief manhunt Sunday, a 57-year-old man on the Canadian side of Sault Ste.
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Rob Beschizza
Xitter fined €120M, Musk demands end of Europe
The world’s richest and loudest crybaby let loose a full-blown rant demanding the European Union somehow be abolished for the crime of fining his dodgy…
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Jason Weisberger
Boing Boing, December 08, 2025
Chaos, lies, and million-dollar candles
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Boing Boing
Alina Habba resigns from imaginary job she never legally held
Alina Habba, Donald Trump’s ethically challenged TV lawyer and courtroom chaos goblin, has resigned from her brief stint cosplaying a U.S.
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Jason Weisberger
The submarine that died and came back: USS Squalus’s terrifyingly true tale
Leave it to a malfunctioning valve and terrible timing to turn a naval test dive into a horror story.
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Jason Weisberger
Immigrants “plucked out” of U.S. citizenship line moments before oath ceremony
They had done everything right.
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Ellsworth Toohey
Trump’s Monroe Doctrine Reboot ‘strategy’ is 19th-century cosplay with drones
The Orange Menace’s newly released “national security strategy” is a fever dream scribbled in Sharpie over a Risk board.
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Jason Weisberger
Herbicide “safety” paper ghost­written by Monsanto gets bounced 25 years too late
That rock‑solid study that regulators leaned on for decades to claim glyphosate was harmless?
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Jason Weisberger
DOJ tells prisons: Safeguarding trans prisoners now optional
In a grotesque new memo, the Trump‑led DOJ has told prison inspectors to stop enforcing anti‑rape safeguards for trans and intersex inmates, basically…
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Jason Weisberger
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