Whiskey Pete discovers viruses do not respect vaccine freedom speeches
A certain General George Washington ordered the Continental Army to be mass-inoculated against smallpox in 1777.
Pete Hegseth gave the flu virus a stirring lecture about freedom, and the flu virus responded by infecting hundreds of recruits at Lackland Air Force Base.
This was not an unknowable mystery. Basic training is basically a respiratory virus theme park: recruits sleep close together, train close together, shower close together, and spend weeks exhau…
