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dave's avatar

A Whitehouse Spokescreature clarified the statement by the Secretary of Dense, “he meant, of course, that any prisoners would not be fed Quarter Pounder®s, they will be given a cheeseburger, no fries.”

vernonbird's avatar

And this is *exactly* why we shluld join the ICC, first chance we get.

After all, we *all* know damn well he will get a pardon, and likely profit from his crimes.

Dogfriend's avatar

Too stupid to realize he is confessing to a crime.

Adam Knapp's avatar

It likely that he doesn't even know what it means, just that it sounds tough.

SugarBear74's avatar

Only the best people, he said. Only the best people...

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth needs to take full responsibility for any atrocities committed by United States service members after he issued this command.

If they get charged, he gets charged. If they get executed for war crimes, he gets executed for war crimes.

Why couldn't he just suffer delirium like other recovering alcoholics. This guy is experiencing delusions of grandeur.

Doug's avatar

They just say shit without realizing that "words have meaning" beyond "i was just SAaYyIng"