The White House Easter Egg Roll took a detour into grievance hour Monday as President Trump, seated among children coloring eggs, launched into a rambling critique of Joe Biden’s alleged use of an autopen.
Umm, me thinks you buried the lead...that part where he praised (checks notes, shuffles pages awkwardly) Allah (...!!!...) in his Easter post on The Troofs:
"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
And not for noth'n, but imagine calling someone else a crazy bastard when you are The O.G. Crazy Bastard 🤷♀️
During his 1st term he addressed the Boy Scouts of America's Annual Jamboree and poked a sly dig at President Obama stating: “By the way, just a question, did President Obama ever come to a jamboree?”, Hilary Clinton stating: "She was told she was going to win Michigan, and I said, well, wait a minute, the car industry is moving to Mexico. Why is she going to move — she’s there. Why are they allowing it to move?"
This President simply disregards his audience and says anything that comes to his head regardless of the occasion.
Hey kids! Did I ever tell you about the time i was in Moscow working on a very big deal, a colossal deal if you want the truth, and there was this crazy party going on and well...
Oh Grandpa! You have a pee pee spot on your pants.
Umm, me thinks you buried the lead...that part where he praised (checks notes, shuffles pages awkwardly) Allah (...!!!...) in his Easter post on The Troofs:
"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
And not for noth'n, but imagine calling someone else a crazy bastard when you are The O.G. Crazy Bastard 🤷♀️
This is so on-brand for my President.
During his 1st term he addressed the Boy Scouts of America's Annual Jamboree and poked a sly dig at President Obama stating: “By the way, just a question, did President Obama ever come to a jamboree?”, Hilary Clinton stating: "She was told she was going to win Michigan, and I said, well, wait a minute, the car industry is moving to Mexico. Why is she going to move — she’s there. Why are they allowing it to move?"
This President simply disregards his audience and says anything that comes to his head regardless of the occasion.
Just remember, no matter how deranged he seems to be, it will only get worse from here.
This fucking guy...
Hey kids! Did I ever tell you about the time i was in Moscow working on a very big deal, a colossal deal if you want the truth, and there was this crazy party going on and well...