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vernonbird's avatar

# ...four-mile-long tank parade....

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Will there be goose-stepping American soldiers, too? Or will his fellow dictators supply them?

Except for Uncle Vlad. He's running short on cannon fodder....

Mike Richards's avatar

Will there be a special podium where Trump can stand in sunglasses wearing all those Purple Hearts idiots gave him?

Dress code - African dictator chic.

David Glicksman's avatar

# ...Who needs functioning roads or employed veterans...

I recall one of the objections was that tanks would literally tear up all the roads.

At least I get to trot this old chestnut out:

https://youtu.be/cRAu48YQBxo?si=9sflya6Ylqp_ZaEJ

Robert Vasquez's avatar

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WG1789's avatar

I thought this was satire when I first read it.

Yikes!

Dogfriend's avatar

Wow The descent to a third world country happened way faster than I expected.