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Trump finally gets his big boy parade

Ellsworth Toohey
Apr 07, 2025
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Guess which special birthday boy is getting his own four-mile-long tank parade that is going to cost many, many millions of your tax dollars?

As reported in Washington City Paper, Generalissimo Trump, fresh off his recent Pentagon purge of anyone who might say no to him, is finally getting the military p…

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