For just $599 and your dignity, Kohler’s new “smart” toilet cam will lovingly photograph your excrement.
As they say, just because you *can* do something doesn't mean you should, dear Kohler. Now we wait for smart Kleenex to arrive.
remember folks: the only trustworthy toilet, or polling station, is air-gapped.
("hey i just registered an LLC for an eeevil data stealing fryer trademarked: 'airgapp'")
But my gi tract is _already_ end-to-end encrypted! It obeys Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's
First Law: "It goes in. It must come out.", and that's good enough for me!
And for those who need a refresher: "If you push something hard enough, it will fall over — Fudd's First Law of Opposition."
Thank you, Firesign Theater, for making my teenly years memorable ...
The future-live it, or live with it!
As they say, just because you *can* do something doesn't mean you should, dear Kohler. Now we wait for smart Kleenex to arrive.
remember folks: the only trustworthy toilet, or polling station, is air-gapped.
("hey i just registered an LLC for an eeevil data stealing fryer trademarked: 'airgapp'")
But my gi tract is _already_ end-to-end encrypted! It obeys Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's
First Law: "It goes in. It must come out.", and that's good enough for me!
And for those who need a refresher: "If you push something hard enough, it will fall over — Fudd's First Law of Opposition."
Thank you, Firesign Theater, for making my teenly years memorable ...
The future-live it, or live with it!