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Kohler’s “encrypted” smart toilet watches you poop

Jason Weisberger
Dec 04, 2025
∙ Paid

For just $599 and your dignity, Kohler’s new “smart” toilet cam will lovingly photograph your excrement. Ostensibly to analyze your gut health, but, and this is a big but, share those snapshots with the cloud. Nothing says privacy like a lens staring up from your plumbing and a company pretending Transport Layer Security is “end-to-end encryption.”

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