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Becky Heydemann's avatar

The weather balloons used in Antarctica are bigger than the Washington monument.

rp10007's avatar

The trail down through the woods to town is bigger than two supertankers.

West's avatar
Jun 4Edited

It's the perfect shade of "Epstein blue"

dave's avatar

Donald doesn’t do reflection.

Senor Wences's avatar

The Epstein Files are pretty damn big, too.

Dabeyc's avatar

He's about to announce the Skim Guard, a crack 1,000 member strike team headed by the former pool man at Mar-A-Lago ( and reporting to the DOW) whose 24/7 mission will be to keep leaves and bugs out of the filter.

Mike Richards's avatar

How tall are the Epstein files if you print them out - obviously taller than the Trump gold statue, but are they as tall as the Arc de Trump?

Sorry, I can't work out why I keep associating Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein.

gatto's avatar

at 30 inches, it sure is a lot deeper than he is.

SugarBear74's avatar

Did he really say "It never worked before"?

Did he at least explain what he believes it was supposed to do beside reflect?