Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils “our pool is bigger than skyscrapers” chart

At last, water infrastructure for people who think “long” and “tall” are rival sports.

Dementia Donnie thinks this infographic is impressive.

To celebrate his pool guy coating the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool a deep blue, Trump held up a visual aid comparing its 2,030-foot length to the height of famous skyscrapers, under the heading “Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers.” He also claimed the 1922 landmark had never “worked” before, despite its century-long record of reflecting things.

Next up: a graph proving the Washington Monument is taller than a club sandwich.