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Senor Wences's avatar

Christ, what an asshole.

Becky Heydemann's avatar

His bran cannot connect two dots and recognize something.

vernonbird's avatar

# I find it unlikely he was often popping into his local market to grab a few odds and ends...

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i don't think he has *ever* 'gone shopping' *anywhere* and paid for it with his own money.

As far as grocery shopping is concerned, I don't think The Criminal would be able to identify most of the vegetables in there (except for when he sees himself in a mirror).

I would bet good money that he would think the picture on the can indicates the contents.

Take him down the Baby Food aisle, and see his reaction....

Hell, I would bet even *better* money that The Criminal doesn't even know how to *use* a can opener.