Today’s moment of levity/terror comes as The Orange Menace claims to never have heard of “a corner store” before. Unlike usual, convicted felon and more than 20 times accused of sexual assault, Donald Trump didn’t say he invented the term; he just whined about it — as if “Corner Store” isn’t descriptive enough.
Maybe Donnie is so New York that he only knows them as a “bodega?” I find it unlikely he was often popping into his local market to grab a few odds and ends to help one of his several discarded wives not prepare dinner.



Christ, what an asshole.
# I find it unlikely he was often popping into his local market to grab a few odds and ends...
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i don't think he has *ever* 'gone shopping' *anywhere* and paid for it with his own money.
As far as grocery shopping is concerned, I don't think The Criminal would be able to identify most of the vegetables in there (except for when he sees himself in a mirror).
I would bet good money that he would think the picture on the can indicates the contents.
Take him down the Baby Food aisle, and see his reaction....
Hell, I would bet even *better* money that The Criminal doesn't even know how to *use* a can opener.