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Your next vacation destination: Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

Grant St. Clair
Feb 12, 2025
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Mystery Flesh Pit National Park. Image via Trevor Roberts

The Alps? Too cold. Japan? So last year. Hawaii? They don't even want us there, for good reason.

No, when you're planning your big vacation this year, there should only be one name on your list: the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park of Gumption, Texas. Located conveniently inside the maw of an inconc…

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