You may now read Severance's self-help book, "The You You Are"

I've never wanted to read a fictional book less than Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale PhD's The You You Are, a tacky volume of second-hand self-help wisdom lurking within the quietly disturbing milieu of Severance. But now that Apple TV has actually made it into a real book, I find myself unable to resist.

In his quinquennial tome, Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale, PhD guides…