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Woman lying on beach run over by the person theoretically guarding lives

Jason Weisberger
Jun 26, 2026
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A woman lying on the sand at Half Moon Bay’s Francis Beach was struck and run over by a lifeguard vehicle, because apparently even relaxing on the beach now requires checking for traffic.

A 20-year-old beachgoer was taken to the hospital after being struck and run over by a lifeguard driving a vehicle on a popular beach in Half Moon Bay on Wednesday, acc…

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