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Wild-eyed Ted Cruz begs MAGA to give him money: "I'm getting pounded!" (video)
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Wild-eyed Ted Cruz begs MAGA to give him money: "I'm getting pounded!" (video)

Carla Sinclair
Oct 15, 2024
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Image: Ted Cruz / Fox News
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A desperate Ted Cruz shook in his beach sandals as he begged for money on Fox News yesterday.

"I'm getting pounded!" the Texas Senator told Sean Hannity, comically blaming his poor polling numbers on "wild-eyed liberals" and Sen. Chuck Schumer rather than the simple fact that nobody likes him. Actually, more than nobody, as his …

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