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Why Grand Theft Auto’s airport would never pass real inspections

Grant St. Clair
Nov 04, 2025
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Sunset from the window of an airplane. (Kajdowy/shutterstock.com)

You probably wouldn’t want to catch a flight from Grand Theft Auto V‘s Los Santos International, and not just because of the violent psychopaths zooming around on hover bikes. Did you know they don’t even label their runways correctly?! I didn’t, and it’s likely no one did before a concern…

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