White House to advance global warming so we can have the Wagon Queen Family Truckster

“You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.” –Vacation

The station wagon lost the culture war to minivans, got buried by SUVs, and crushed by corporate tax incentives. But it’s not dead, just hiding in Europe under a roof box and calling itself a “crossover.” If you want one in the US, Subaru has your back. MTV’s Sean Duffy policy that we should pollute more than is necessary is essentially just a Christmas gift to oil corporations.

If you want a car that gets 10 mpg, you can still buy a Ford Explorer. I dunno what Sean Duffy is on about. Lowering fuel standards will only hasten global warming, which these guys still refuse to admit is a thing. “But the winters are getting colder!” More energy means bigger storms, but these weirdos are congratulating Napper Don on banishing hurricanes.