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White House staff shocked as Zuckerberg strolls into classified meeting

Jason Weisberger
Jul 02, 2025
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Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg (Phil Pasquini / Shutterstock.com)

"Who invited the stooge?!"

I wonder who had Meta CEO and meat-smoking enthusiast Mark Zuckerberg casually strolling into a classified meeting about secret war planes on their bingo card. Nothing is sacred anymore, and access is clearly for sale. Easter, Birthday parades, whatever — sponsor it and…

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