The White House has published a sweeping new economic analysis concluding that convicted felon Donald Trump is, as usual, correct about everything. This finding was rigorously validated through the administration’s gold-standard peer-review process, in which senior aides repeatedly say “yes, absolutely” until a new problem arises.
President Donald J. Trump was right again: Democrats’ reckless 43-day shutdown deliberately blunted our economic momentum last year and cost the American people meaningful growth. Yet even with Democrats’ self-inflicted economic harm, today’s GDP report shows robust growth in 2025, fueled by surging business investment, private-sector job creation, and strong wage gains that surpassed economists’ expectations — with President Trump’s America First agenda poised to surge even higher in 2026.
For months, the Trump Administration repeatedly warned about the damage the Democrat Shutdown would cause
Shilling for dear leader is the White House communications team’s primary job. From an unhinged press secretary who yells at reporters to a rambling, incoherent President, the United States needs to look elsewhere for facts.
The paper’s methodology section notes one minor limitation: at no point was reality a consideration.
This is the best headline!
I don’t think that the voices in his head are anywhere near as coherent as the press release by his cult members.