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White House faith adviser says Trump attended “Saturday and Sunday School” more days a week than exist

The miracle isn’t piety, it’s the math.

Jason Weisberger
Apr 06, 2026
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Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump

The convicted felon’s “Senior Faith Advisor,” Paula White-Cain, is now claiming Donald Trump attended “Saturday and Sunday School” three times a week as a child, a schedule that appears to require either divine intervention or a calendar no one else has access to.

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