White House faith adviser says Trump attended “Saturday and Sunday School” more days a week than exist
The miracle isn’t piety, it’s the math.
The convicted felon’s “Senior Faith Advisor,” Paula White-Cain, is now claiming Donald Trump attended “Saturday and Sunday School” three times a week as a child, a schedule that appears to require either divine intervention or a calendar no one else has access to.
It’s less biography than parable! The kind where the details don’t have to make sense as long as they signal the Orange Menaces’ great virtue. Reality gets bent, timelines collapse, and suddenly a man known for casinos and gold toilets is recast as a kid who apparently lived full-time in church. The miracle isn’t piety, it’s the math.
Is there anyone in President Trump's inner circle who isn't just plain dumb?
He obviously went twice on Sunday. For all the good it did.