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Whiskey Pete says the future of “American warfare” is Google autocomplete

Jason Weisberger
Dec 09, 2025
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Pete Hegseth (Joshua Sukoff/shutterstock.com)

According to Trump’s Secretary of War Cosplayer Pete Hegseth, the future of U.S. warfare is not boots on the ground, it is bots in the cloud. In a proudly dystopian declaration, Hegseth announced that the military is handing Google’s Gemini AI models to “every American warrior,” proving once again that if the…

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