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Theophrastvs's avatar

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

By Percy Bysshe Shelley

((where's my non-artificial unintelligent cookie?))

Clive Thompson's avatar

nailed it!

Though, dig this, there are *two* Ozymandias poems.

Shelley wrote his version in a competition with his friend Horace Smith. And as much as I love Shelley's poem, Smith's might be even better!

I wrote a blog post on it which I cannot now but share (gift link(: https://clivethompson.medium.com/the-b-side-of-ozymandias-6651dee01c08?sk=7f78cb459f021e43a9dae4a16e017194

Angus M's avatar

Smith's final sestet makes me think of singer-songwriter Joseph Porter's song "To Whose Gods?":

"And when the time capsule opens on our age

Will a future generation stand bewildered and amazed

Among the brick stacks, cooling towers and masonry remains

And ask to whose Gods were these cathedrals raised?"

Boing Boing's avatar

Wow, I had no idea, Clive! And think you're right - it's at least as good. Thanks for sharing.

Clive Thompson's avatar

Glad you dug it! It was news to me also ...

Angus M's avatar

I think there's some question about exactly which statue inspired Shelley (who was working from secondhand descriptions anyway), but I have seen one of the candidates and I am sorry to report that they are actually "two vast and toeless feet of stone".

vernonbird's avatar

I won't be surprised if Lord Dampnut orders statues of himself to be erected everywhere.

They will have to be heavily guarded in order to avoid desecration and/or destruction, though.

So will his tomb, for that matter.....

Mister.44's avatar

The lyrics to Squirt by Fluke? (second line relevant)

Weighting over ten feet tall

Feet of clay, head of gold

Middle made of cannon balls

Rumour has is swallowed whole

Mineral, without a soul

That's the story being told

The estimated, undefeted

Champeen of the world

Big yet unfamiliar

Think bigger than the biggest bar

Think big, that's only half as large

Bigger, better, twice as hard

Outsized, extra large

Velocity very fast

Bigger than the closest star

Bigger than the motor car

Quick, quiet, confident

Comfortable, permanent

Undisputed every tense

Not a trace of what went left

More equal than the best

Unparalleled success

Everybody

V.impressed

Euan Smith's avatar

Moving Up on Second Base

With Nicholas Van what's His Face

At six foot six

And 100 Tons

The undisputed King of the Slums

With more alias' than Klaus Barbie

Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea

Just about to take the stage

The one and only - hold the front page

Fatman's got something to sell

To the Capital's homeless

A Crossroad's Motel

For the No Fixed Abodeless

Where you can live life in style

If you sleep in a closet

And if you flash him a smile

He'll take your teeth as deposit

There's bats in the belfrey

The windows are jammed

The toilet's ain't healthy

He don't give a damn

Just chuckles and smiles

Laughs like a madman

A born again Rachman

Here comes Sherrif Fatman