What luck, America! Kash Patel’s girlfriend joins Trump’s talent-fleeing Freedom 250 event
America’s 250th birthday celebration has reached the “FBI director’s girlfriend is available” stage of event planning, which is the sort of sentence that makes the Founders look smart for dying early.
To be fair, America has always relied on volunteers in moments of crisis. Some people storm beaches. Some people build hospitals. Some people, wh…
