While the stock market was plunging to historical lows yesterday, a reporter asked Donald Trump how his tariffs were going. To which he answered, "I think it's going very well."
"It was an operation. I like when a patient gets operated on and it's a big thing," the mad king babbled. "The country is goin…
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