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US Attorney for DC, Jeanine Pirro, claims to have filed felony charges against the sandwich-throwing freedom fighter

Jason Weisberger
Aug 13, 2025
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Pirro at her best on Fox News

Election denier and now US Attorney for the District of Columbia says the hero of the resistance who threw a Subway sandwich at Trump's Federal cops occupying Washington, DC has been charged with a felony.

"So President Trump has vowed to make D.C. safe and beautiful again," Pirro said. "And the president's message to the cri…

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