US and Iran practicing an “Israeli ceasefire,” by shooting at one another

Diplomacy in 2026 increasingly resembles two raccoons fighting inside a dumpster while insisting they are “de-escalating,” and the latest US-Iran ceasefire appears to follow Israel’s favorite template: keep firing, but call it a “ceasefire.”

A U.S. official confirmed the attack, saying the U.S. had conducted strikes on targets in the strait. It appeared …