UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer demands return of sausages from Gaza

Damn your eyes!

Keir Starmer and wife Victoria voting Thursday. Photo: Fred Duval / Shutterstock

Sir Keir Starmer, the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has evolved his position on Israel's invasion of Gaza to adapt to whatever his Hunger Games Gamesmaster room of political focus testers think goes down smoothest with voters and media. The latest: he demands the…