Since he rode down his golden escalator, reviling Mexican immigrants, the Orange Menace has been lit up over every single poll he has heard of. Turns out he meant a different kind of pole.
Diaper Don explained that "top-of-the-line" flag poles have a certain taper. The gentleman whose family charitable foundation was forced to dissolve under New York court supervision after the state sued it for persistent illegal conduct also reminded the American people that he personally paid for these poles, thus solving a 200-year US flag crisis at the White House.
Poles! Poles! Poles! He is leading in the Poles! Never has a President been so publicly obsessed with poles. We've had it wrong all along. Covfefe in every pot!
Reuters/Ipsos has Trump at 33%. He may want to stick with the poles.
# ...personally paid for these poles...
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Bullshit.
But, we already *knew* that.
# Never has a President been so publicly obsessed with poles.
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Or big, strong, Manly Men, all with tears in their eyes...
Makes ya *wonder* sometimes.