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Theophrastvs's avatar

"100 Real Looking"? "Smells like (t)rump"? Hour hand couldn't even clear the angels? Is that ad supposed to be a real erroneous product not parody? naaah. "a.i."/The_Onion image jokery ...most 'musing [slow clap]

Senor Wences's avatar

"The integrity of the president." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Becky Heydemann's avatar

If you get that in the mail the only correct response is to start laughing.

ToMajorTom's avatar

Let's not overlook the "69" ... for the date? Combining RUMP and 69 is vomit-inducing.

John Jason Light's avatar

It DOES have the integrity of the president!

Mike Richards's avatar

Did it come grift wrapped?

Doug's avatar

In tissue paper, doubtless.

For the tears OR the wiping.

Dogfriend's avatar

Are we sure that is a typo?

Doug's avatar

She's crying because she realized she's married to an idiot.