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Trump's latest Epstein excuse: "He stole" Virginia Giuffre from the Mar-a-Lago spa

Ellsworth Toohey
Jul 30, 2025
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Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump

Ah, the old "he stole my underage spa employee" defense — truly the stuff of presidential greatness. On Tuesday, President Trump released the latest chapter in his ever-morphing Epstein saga. The headline? Jeffrey Epstein was banished not for, you know, the whole child-sex-trafficking thing, but for the far mo…

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