Trump's latest Epstein excuse: "He stole" Virginia Giuffre from the Mar-a-Lago spa
Ah, the old "he stole my underage spa employee" defense — truly the stuff of presidential greatness. On Tuesday, President Trump released the latest chapter in his ever-morphing Epstein saga. The headline? Jeffrey Epstein was banished not for, you know, the whole child-sex-trafficking thing, but for the far mo…



