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Trump’s energy plan: nationalize Walmart’s generators and pray

Jason Weisberger
Nov 26, 2025
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Image: Walmart; Sundry Photography / shutterstock.com

In a plot twist that seems like Ayn Rand on ketamine, Trump’s Energy Secretary wants to nationalize Walmart’s backup generators to keep the lights on. These free-market crusaders are now raiding the break room behind your local Supercenter for grid stability. Yes, Team Trump effectively proposes socia…

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