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Trump staffers are hoarding toilet paper and cash while telling you everything's fine

Ellsworth Toohey
May 01, 2025
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Nothing says confidence in your boss's master plan like frantically stockpiling toilet paper in your Georgetown basement. As Rolling Stone reports, Trump administration officials are privately preparing for their own economic apocalypse while publicly insisting America is finally Great Again.

One official ran to Target to "bulk-buy toilet paper, some typ…

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