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Trump returns to his reality TV roots. Who gets fired next?

Donnie "Two Weeks" Trump only knows one story, and every episode lands on the same cliffhanger: who gets fired next?

Jason Weisberger
Apr 23, 2026
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Headlines today are swirling around Whiskey Pete Hegseth and FBI Director K$H Patel’s fears of being next thrown out of office and scapegoated. Everyone fears becoming the next several-day distraction from an Epstein file or TACO crisis.

Hegseth, who fired Navy Secretary John Phelan on Wednesday, has apparently started to show signs …

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