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Trump demands investigation into mean poll numbers

Trump demands investigation into mean poll numbers

Ellsworth Toohey
Apr 28, 2025
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Donald Trump (L.E.MORMILE / shutterstock.com)

America's Favorite Spray-Tanned Snowflake is having a very bad polls day, and he's handling it exactly how you'd expect — with denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and ALL CAPS TRUTH SOCIAL POSTS.

As reported in Rolling Stone, Trump took to Truth Social to demand — and I'm quoting verbatim here — that pollst…

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