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Trashed trash panda trashes liquor store

Rob Beschizza
Dec 03, 2025
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Photo: Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter

A drunken raccoon was found asleep amid its work at the ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, a trail of broken bottles and spilled booze leading to its resting place by the staff toilet.

“Officer Martin safely secured our masked bandit and transported him back to the shelter to sober up before question…

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