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Theophrastvs's avatar

accepting that this crosses federal agencies, this made me envision ICEgoons wearing santa elf attire plus masks @#$!

rp10007's avatar

Everyone who wasn't in steerage on the Titanic looked so good!

Leo's avatar

People wear pajamas to fly because we don't know whether we'll be camping out at the airport overnight.

Doug's avatar

Did....did he just tell an entire NATION to "smile more! And it wouldn't hurt to look pretty?"

dave's avatar

He missed the “here’s some cash, go out and buy yourself something nice”.

Percysowner's avatar

Today's reminder that the core belief of the Republican Party is to keep the government out of people's lives. /sarcasm

Becky Heydemann's avatar

I did wonder why the whole of the TSA didn’t just no-show when they weren’t getting paid. We all could have had a much more enjoyable travel experience.

And we dress in simple, comfy clothes so we don’t have to worry about our trousers falling down when we remove our belts.

Delusions of Candor's avatar

I wondered the same thing. Maybe they think they'll get paid retroactively?

vernonbird's avatar

# ...completely irrelevant advice to holiday travellers: wear a suit.

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Let's see this entitled pissant get stuffed in the back of the plane with the cattle... preferably wedged between someone intent on converting him, & someone whose diet seems to consist mainly of cabbage, beans, and onions... and get stuck on the tarmac for several hours.

*Then* let's see him do his stupid happy dance bullshit.