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Tour Guide Clyde's selective outrage over Democratic "rhetoric" ignores Trump's violent words

Get a load of Weird Clyde delivering a tear-jerking soliloquy about how those mean ol' Democrats and their "rhetoric" are putting his precious Donald in danger.

Ellsworth Toohey
Sep 18, 2024
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Rep. Andrew "Tour Guide" Clyde

Remember the bizarre Georgia Congressman Andrew Clyde who said the insurrectionists who tried to overthrow the United States government were just "normal tourists," and then outrageously snubbed a handshake with a cop who nearly lost his life defending democracy? Well, get a load of Weird Clyde delivering a tear-jerking soliloquy about how those mean ol' Democrats and their "rhetoric" (a word he uses instead of "statements" in an attempt to sound smart) are putting his precious Donald in danger. 

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