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Toddler defeats overpriced, wobbly table in NJ cafe

Toddler defeats overpriced, wobbly table in NJ cafe

Ellsworth Toohey
Aug 14, 2025
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Surveillance footage at Hazel Boutique's cafe location in Lavallette, NJ on Aug. 10, 2025.

As reported in Yahoo News, the wannabe-Kardashian twins running Hazelnut Café owners of the Ocean County café thought it was perfectly reasonable to demand a mom's credit card after their wobbly Anthropologie console — masquerading as a dining table — took a dive w…

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