Time loss is an occupational hazard when you work from home

I woke up this morning at nine, rolled over, and checked the news on my phone: -20°F with the windchill. I swore at the weather and cussed as my body creaked to its feet. The air outside my blankets was cold enough to make some things shrink and goosebumps grow. I ran a pit-stick over myself, dressed in my warmest sweater and boots, and tied my shemagh …