In fairness, audible indifference is still technically a reaction.
Devoid of charisma, JD Vance stepped up to the podium and was greeted with the kind of applause usually reserved for a substitute assistant vice principal being introduced at a mandatory assembly announcing a change to the lunch menu.
Nothing says “electrifying political presence” quite like applause that sounds like people checking whether their hands still work.
Are people actually going to vote for this numnutz in 2028? He’s the most disingenuous person I’ve ever heard speak. Von Clownstick is just a big fat liar but this guy is something else.
When will he spill his guy-liner tips?