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This app will warn you about horror movie jump scares

Séamus Bellamy
Apr 24, 2026
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My ma loves to watch horror movies for about five minutes. I will be asked to watch a scary movie with her. To this, I will say no. Again, I will be asked, and she will be denied. Her rhapsody continues until I relent. I am then asked to choose a scary one to watch — but not too scary. I do my best. Drag Me to Hell. Cabin In the Woods. Ar…

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