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Thirst-trap totalitarian who poses with caged humans shocked to be mocked on South Park

Thirst-trap totalitarian who poses with caged humans shocked to be mocked on South Park

Ellsworth Toohey
Aug 08, 2025
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Kristi Noem (Maxim Elramsisy/shutterstock.com)

Our dead-eyed deporter-in-chief is having a full-blown narcissistic breakdown after learning that being a performatively cruel asshat on national television might have consequences.

As reported by The Daily Beast, Kristi "Say Cheese While I Destroy Lives" Noem dragged her persecution complex onto Glenn Beck's…

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