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There's now a $69 pair of shoes designed only for using the toilet

Sh*t Shoes are seven-inch platform heels meant only for sitting on the toilet, and they cost $69 to pre-order.

Gail P Sherman
Aug 06, 2026
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Sh*t Shoes platform heels — Image: Let Loose
Sh*t Shoes platform heels — Image: Let Loose

For those who find the Squatty Potty gauche but want to spend less time in the bathroom, there is a new option: Sh*t Shoes.

The way people in most Western countries sit on the toilet isn't great. Squatting is common in non-Western countries and likely contributes to a lower incidence of hemorrhoids, which can b…

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