The Village People wrote a disco anthem. Grandpa Pudding Brains found a mirror
Every campaign needs a theme song. Few need a psychological case file.
Grandpa Pudding Brains is back on the “Y.M.C.A.” beat, explaining that the Village People classic became a “monster” hit again “30 years after its original launch,” which is adorable if you believe 1978 was in the Clinton administration.
“Y.M.C.A.” came out in 1978, but Grandpa Pudding Brains says it was 30 years ago, because numbers are just little flags you wave while the band plays you off. This is how Trump experiences history: Elvis, Hannibal Lecter, windmills, disco, and whatever someone just told him, all floating together in the same lukewarm bowl.
Every campaign needs a theme song. Few need a psychological case file.
The orange man’s thought processes are about as deep as the green reflection pool after they drained it to repair that 300 foot gash.