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The Tesla Diner will fix everything

The Tesla Diner will fix everything

Séamus Bellamy
Jul 25, 2025
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You're Elon Musk. A nation hates you more than a urinary tract infection. Your rockets keep exploding, and the bulk of your god-knows-how-many kids don't want to talk with you. The most powerful orange dictator in the world, once your work-wife, is thinking about deporting you, for shits and giggles. Everyone laughed at your humanoi…

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