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The skiier who gamed her way to the Olympics

Ellsworth Toohey
Jan 29, 2026
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Elizabeth Swaney made it to the 2018 Winter Olympics in women’s halfpipe skiing by perfecting a simple strategy: don’t fall. No tricks, no air, no backflips — just ski down the halfpipe, go up one side, come down, go up the other side, repeat.

In her Olympic runs, she scored 30.00 and 31.40, placing last — 13.60 points behind the s…

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