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The problem with wands

Grant St. Clair
Aug 06, 2025
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Even taking the transphobia out, Harry Potter is weird. You ever feel like giving a bunch of twelve-year-olds weapons of mass destruction might have been a bit of a mistake?

Evidently, so does sketch comedian CalebCity. Here's how that first class at Hogwarts would actually go.

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