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The FBI will now train with cage fighters in the latest Trump-era reality show

Jason Weisberger
Mar 12, 2026
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Kash Patel

Bug-eyed and quirky FBI Director Kash Patel has announced what he calls a “historic opportunity”: bringing UFC fighters to Quantico to train FBI agents in fighting techniques.

Yes, really. The country’s premier federal investigative agency is now apparently getting professional development from cage fighters backed by one of Donald Trump’s bigg…

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