The hosts of the Daily Show all sat down in the same place to discuss the shocking trainwreck that was 2025, and we’ve still got two weeks to live through.
Just think: in a year or two from now, we could all be looking back fondly at 2025 as The Golden Days! "Remember when he knocked down part of The White House for a ballroom? Haha! You know: before DC was a *literal* toxic pit (versus the metaphorical one it always was) crawling with Chinese troops in bio-hazard suits? Right before The Big One finally hit California? Back when we still had consistent access to running water and electricity? Back then, we could get food delivered to our houses via invisible numbers that flew back and forth through the sky like the coding from The Matrix, instead of having to fight off roving gangs of cannibalistic teenagers just to find an expired can of Campbell's Chunky buried in the rubble of a burned-down 7/11? Mostly, though, I miss Youtube. And PornHub. And good old BoingBoing. Mostly..."
I have a feeling that 2026 will be 2X exhaustion. How lucky we are! :|
Just think: in a year or two from now, we could all be looking back fondly at 2025 as The Golden Days! "Remember when he knocked down part of The White House for a ballroom? Haha! You know: before DC was a *literal* toxic pit (versus the metaphorical one it always was) crawling with Chinese troops in bio-hazard suits? Right before The Big One finally hit California? Back when we still had consistent access to running water and electricity? Back then, we could get food delivered to our houses via invisible numbers that flew back and forth through the sky like the coding from The Matrix, instead of having to fight off roving gangs of cannibalistic teenagers just to find an expired can of Campbell's Chunky buried in the rubble of a burned-down 7/11? Mostly, though, I miss Youtube. And PornHub. And good old BoingBoing. Mostly..."
#ThoseWereTheDaaays